Rules of the Throne ⚜️
No tribute = No reply. Ever.Don’t message Me to “chat.” I’m not lonely.You serve on My terms — not yours.Don’t ask. Don’t expect. Just pay.I don’t entertain dusties, time wasters, or explain Myself twice.
💸 Tribute Tiers
Choose Your Fate💲$100/€95 – For the desperate who want to feel seen. You get nothing.💲$300/€280 – Maybe I’ll mention your name in a tweet. If I feel generous.💲$700/€650 – You earn permission to speak. One message. No guarantees.💲$1500+/€1400+ – Custom attention. Humiliation, praise, or just silence—My choice.
Tribute ≠ Service. It’s payment for permission to exist in My presence.
No refunds. No exceptions.
Ready to Serve?
Tribute to be acknowledged. Otherwise, don’t even look at Me.Still confused? Click one of the payment buttons. Send your tribute. That's it!
Now Accepting Crypto 🪙 Tributes
Send Ethereum (ETH) or USDC directly to:pedestal.life
This is not a transaction. This is your devotion.Your offering affirms your place. No offering, no access.
ETH + USDC compatible wallets:
Send to: pedestal.life using ENS-compatible apps like Coinbase Wallet or MetaMaskNeed help sending ETH?
That’s not My problem.